{"product_id":"not-the-worst-employee-funny-work-t-shirt","title":"Not the Worst Employee - Funny Work T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA modest claim. A defensible ranking. For the coworker keeping expectations comfortably manageable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your workplace reputation\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor a modest and defensible ranking, this is the shirt. For the office warning label, see \u003ca href=\"\/products\/im-the-coworker-they-warned-you-about-work-t-shirt\"\u003eI'm the Coworker They Warned You About\u003c\/a\u003e. For the handbook-inspiration version, see \u003ca href=\"\/products\/im-the-reason-we-need-hr-funny-work-t-shirt\"\u003eI'm the Reason We Need HR\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/for-employees\"\u003eShop all employee shirts and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGildan 5000 unisex heavy cotton tee with classic fit, crew neck, and tear-away label. Medium-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²). White and Sand: 100% cotton. Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Front DTG print. Sizes S–5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: machine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F), tumble dry low; non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. White may appear off-white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order. Shipping charged separately at checkout.\t\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eSize guide (inches)\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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